Nova’s most recent NCAA victory
Philadelphians begrudgingly celebrated last week as Villanova won the NCAA tournament for the second time in three years.
Students from the almost Philly school took...
A satirical take on spring break
In a darkened bedroom, in the early hours of the morning last week, local college student Ralph Johnson discovered a fascinating and seemingly inexplicable trend through...
An obituary for the old Snapchat
Beloved smartphone application Snapchat passed away suddenly in the phones of all its users last week. After seven years of faithful service, Snapchat developers abruptly...
A satire on vaccination
During this time of year, the conversation surrounding vaccination always seems to resurge. In recent years, the anti-vax movement has increased public debate about the efficacy...
A twist on a holiday classic
‘Twas the week before finals, and all through St. Joe’s
Not a student was ready, not even lax bros.
A sense of fear now hung in the air
For the week of finals soon would...
A satire about family political debates over the holidays
The Jennings family is bringing journalist and anchor Lester Holt to their home this holiday season to moderate political disputes at their family...
A very reasonable list of places for the new headquarters
Amazon has recently announced plans to build a new headquarters, intended to supplement their existing offices in Seattle as the business continues...
A satire on gender and sexual assault
Harvey Weinstein has been accused in recent weeks of sexually assaulting dozens of women over the past three decades. As more and more renowned actresses continue...
A satire about rising tensions
The inhabitants of the planet Nibiru have delayed plans to destroy the planet Earth. Originally intending to annihilate the blue planet on Sept. 23, Nibiru’s leader,...
A satirical look at consumerism
Let me set the stage for you. My alarm goes off and I awake to an unusual sound from the usual silence in my house—the sound of rain pounding on my windows. As I start...
The humane sacrifices are necessary for breakthroughs
Every time I start to tell someone about the work I do in my lab for the first time, I inevitably get into a discussion much like this.
“So you...
