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The college casserole: A recipe

Carter Karpinski April 24, 2024
A satire on cooking at college
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8 a.m. classes: A survival guide

Carter Karpinski April 10, 2024
A satire on how to thrive bright and early
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How to prevent procrastination

Carter Karpinski March 27, 2024
A satire on the best methods for getting work done
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How to deal with stress

Carter Karpinski March 20, 2024
A (mostly) satire on stress-relieving tactics 
GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

Lying to first-years: A time-honored tradition

Carter Karpinski February 14, 2024
A satire on universal lies at Hawk Hill
GRAPHIC: BELLA PRIVITERA ’26/THE HAWK

An easy guide to bandwagoning Philly sports

Carter Karpinski February 7, 2024
A satire on how to be a Philadelphia sports fan
GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

Tips for making your Philly college bucket list

Carter Karpinski January 31, 2024

Whether you’re a first-year student just starting out or a senior in your last semester, now’s the time to start checking things off your college bucket list. Luckily, you have been blessed with going...

GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

Begging for better grades

Carter Karpinski December 6, 2023

With finals week just around the corner, everyone is stressed. If you are the kid in the back of the class with the $55 planner you meticulously note each activity and assignment with, you’re ready....

GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

A Simple Troubleshooting Guide

Carter Karpinski November 8, 2023
A satire on how to solve your technological problems
GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

My mother is a flat earther

Carter Karpinski November 1, 2023

We all have THAT family member. The weird uncle who spouts conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner. The great-grandpa who swears the moon landing was fake. The aunt who technically isn’t even your...

GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24 / THE HAWK

How to make the most out of your college home: A satire on off-campus housing

Carter Karpinski October 25, 2023

The college home: a hallmark of the college experience. And now, a mandatory part of the St. Joe’s experience. For far too long, our university watched helplessly as juniors and seniors forfeited their...

GRAPHIC: MINDY CHOI ’25/THE HAWK

How to prepare for a job interview: A satire on the existential dread of a future career

Carter Karpinski October 11, 2023

A job interview can be a nerve-wracking experience, especially an interview for an internship or a post college career. You could be working this job Monday through Friday, 9-5, for the rest of your life....

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