Soon, I will graduate. I know you’re shocked, but it’s true. I didn’t think I would get to this point. Neither did my advisor. Or my mom. Anyway, here are some lessons I learned.
Talk: College...
Until last week, I’d never heard of spumoni. Maybe you have and are saying, in a very stereotypical New York Italian voice, “This guy’s never had spumoni? Are you kiddin’ me?” Or, more likely,...
With baseball season almost upon us, I need to ask: Can we stop pretending it’ll ever be as entertaining as football? I’ve met far too many people who say baseball is their favorite sport. Are we watching...
It is with great pleasure that I present my newest proposal in improving our wonderful school: the department of St. Joe’s logistics and organizational productivity (SLOP). The department of SLOP’s...
I can only imagine the trauma held by professors from semesters of teaching blank squares with names over Zoom. Now, after a few years of full participation being possible again, it can amount to huge...
As of writing this, we are over three weeks into the year of our Lord, 2025, and honestly, nothing has really changed since covid-19. We’ve just been kind of coasting since then. Yet, every year we make...
This semester, I did something I have done many times before: I withdrew from a class. I’ve probably done it a few too many times now, considering my advisor began his withdrawal approval email with...
Like all other sports, basketball was probably invented right here in Philadelphia. For a long time, it was called the “ball-in-basket” game until the term “basketball” was famously coined by Philadelphia...
Welcome back to St. Joe’s! Or, if you’re new here, hi, nice to meet you! See how friendly we are? I’m going on my fifth year here, so I kind of get this whole college thing…Well, I mean I’ve...
As the self-proclaimed “world’s best employee” that I am (I even made myself a mug that says that), I thought I would generously offer some tips so everyone else can attempt to compete with me. I...
