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How to fail and appreciate it

Carter Karpinski, Columnist November 6, 2024

This semester, I did something I have done many times before: I withdrew from a class. I’ve probably done it a few too many times now, considering my advisor began his withdrawal approval email with...

GRAPHIC: CARA HALLIGAN ’25/THE HAWK

A brief history lesson on St. Joe’s basketball

Carter Karpinski, Columnist October 23, 2024

Like all other sports, basketball was probably invented right here in Philadelphia. For a long time, it was called the “ball-in-basket” game until the term “basketball” was famously coined by Philadelphia...

GRAPHIC: STEPHANIE SAVELA ’25/THE HAWK

Welcome to Saint Joe’s: A guide to campus living

Carter Karpinski, Columnist September 11, 2024

Welcome back to St. Joe’s! Or, if you’re new here, hi, nice to meet you! See how friendly we are? I’m going on my fifth year here, so I kind of get this whole college thing…Well, I mean I’ve...

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Tips to be a good employee and maximize your paycheck

Carter Karpinski, Columnist May 1, 2024

As the self-proclaimed “world’s best employee” that I am (I even made myself a mug that says that), I thought I would generously offer some tips so everyone else can attempt to compete with me. I...

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The college casserole: A recipe

Carter Karpinski April 24, 2024
A satire on cooking at college
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8 a.m. classes: A survival guide

Carter Karpinski April 10, 2024
A satire on how to thrive bright and early
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How to prevent procrastination

Carter Karpinski March 27, 2024
A satire on the best methods for getting work done
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How to deal with stress

Carter Karpinski March 20, 2024
A (mostly) satire on stress-relieving tactics 
GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

Lying to first-years: A time-honored tradition

Carter Karpinski February 14, 2024
A satire on universal lies at Hawk Hill
GRAPHIC: TESS COARY ’24/THE HAWK

Top 5 datable video game enemies

Harry Kearns February 14, 2024
A satire on the villains you should ask out this Valentine’s Day
GRAPHIC: BELLA PRIVITERA ’26/THE HAWK

An easy guide to bandwagoning Philly sports

Carter Karpinski February 7, 2024
A satire on how to be a Philadelphia sports fan
GRAPHIC: SADIE HENZES ’24/THE HAWK

Tips for making your Philly college bucket list

Carter Karpinski January 31, 2024

Whether you’re a first-year student just starting out or a senior in your last semester, now’s the time to start checking things off your college bucket list. Luckily, you have been blessed with going...

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